[Intro]

Booking desk.
Six phones.
The problem:
nobody disagrees.

[Verse 1]

The pipes are bad. No one disagrees.
Not the council, not the agencies.
The producer groans, "Where's the spice, where's the fight?"
Maya says, "Maybe nobody's wrong tonight."

[Chorus]

We found the other side,
He posted twice in twenty-five.
No credentials? That's all right.
We found the other side — book him lyve.

[Verse 2]

School roof's failing — nobody thinks it's fine.
Engineers agree. Parents stand in line.
A booker finds a guy who calls physics a con —
He's got a channel and a course to build upon.

[Chorus]

We found the other side,
He posted twice in twenty-five.
No credentials? That's all right.
We found the other side — book him lyve.

[Bridge]

[Maya]
"You're not finding disagreement."

[Producer]
"Correct."

[Maya]
"You're manufacturing it."

[Producer]
"I prefer 'format development.'"

[Final Chorus]

We found the other side —
Not because the facts allow.
The rundown needed a fight, and now
We found the other side. Book him lyve.

[Outro]

Four-note guitar figure plays.
Three notes land.
The fourth note's replaced
by a ringing phone.
